Thursday, May 05, 2005

To the Voters, To Make Much of Time

Dear England,

On the eve of your election, we just wanted to write and say good luck. We had an election here recently ourselves, and, as you might say, we really bollocksed it up. The rest of the world doesn't really care about swift boats, Ohio irregularities, or Florida voter roll purges: they just believe that this entire country endorsed and actively chose George Bush, his illegal war, the torture at Abu Ghraib, and the doctrine of American Imperialism.

So, learn from our mistakes, old chaps, and rusticate Tony Blair, won't you?

love and kisses,

your country cousins and former subjects
from across the puddle

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